Scams Continue to Plague Distributors

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We have received even more notifications from distributors who were suckered or nearly swindled out of their hard earned dough.  Most of these scammers are pretty sophisticated, others not so.  Either way, our informal study into the subject indicates scammers are costing distributors mega bucks. 

We have had our fair share of those looking to spare others by sharing their horror stories:

"Watch out for those customer willing to accept full list price. In this day and age people can find competitive pricing instantly with a few clicks of the mouse. Why would an experienced purchasing agent not shop or a least haggle."

"Be wary if a customer calls in an order with a credit card and sends someone else to pick up the item. We have been hit with this one. A month later the credit card company informs us the charge is being disputed. The signatures don't match."

And an equally terrifying, yet different type of scam:

"We were annihilated by [ransom ware] last year. The bait was brilliantly constructed and we were incapable of discerning the difference between it and a real Microsoft windows fix." 

While we're not able to reveal the companies represented here, we do appreciate their willingness to share their stories. Thanks to similar tales, River Heights Consulting decided to take our research a step further by creating a bogus distributor front and email address W.E.CoyoteDistribution@gmail.com. 

Here’s the logo:

In less than 24 hours the following scam email arrived and others continue to pour in:

Feel free to send us your horror stories or tales of scam attempts. Save Money – Don’t get Scammed  

The Dog Ate My Customer List (and other Excuses from the Sales Department)

Picture it: September, 1965- 5th grade. Brushy Branch School.  The sun gleaming through the tall windows after recess. School had started the week before, and no one had bothered to tell the weatherman. The days were long and balmy, perfect for playing outside. But there we sat, marshaled in old-style stamped army surplus steel school desks.

Our first big homework assignment of the year was due. All the kids were excited by the prospect of impressing the new teacher, except Johnny. As we proudly turned over yellow papers featuring our finest cursive hand, we heard the now-famous line. “Mr. Stanko, the dog ate my homework.”

Shy of selecting a fresh slab of bologna over a clean sheet of ruled paper for a writing tablet, the whole K-9 misadventure sounded a little “fishy.” Somewhere along the way, many sales managers have heard a grown-up variation of this excuse. If you haven’t heard a story like this, there’s a good chance you aren’t demanding enough process from your team.

One would never expect salespeople to be change averse, being harbingers of change for their customers and all, but in Distributorland, we’ve discovered salespeople often stand directly in the way of profit enhancing adjustments. They have also managed to perfect their excuses to the point that they’re almost believable.

Join me as we detour from the hard road of business improvement and take a short stroll down the primrose path of almost plausible excuses.

The Dog Ate My Customer List - a Customer Relationship Management (CRM) System Story
Capturing important customer information is becoming a critical piece of the wholesale industry. It’s crucial to building modern marketing programs. The information is vital to customer segmentation, which allows better matching of pricing to perceived customer value. As customer data allows us to better understand customers, we can develop and test new sales approaches. Simply put, we don’t live in a one-size-fits-all world, and customer data gives us objective measures.

As an industry, we hold information generated by CRM systems in high regard, but the road to implementation is littered with half-done systems. Even after spending tons of money, it’s common to discover distributors lacking fundamental customer information. Email addresses of technical primary contacts, proper titles and even the correct names of the very people so important to success are left to chance.

To illustrate how bad this really is, I’ll take you back to a meeting I had a couple of years ago. The customer, being of proud Lithuanian descent, had a last name with six vowels. In a customer satisfaction interview, he lamented that he spent nearly a half million dollars with his local distributor, yet they still couldn’t manage to properly spell his name on their invoices. It had become a joke within his organization and he made light of the whole thing, but I suspect it cut into some deep sensitivities that sellers are best to avoid.

Beyond these very simple “name, rank, and serial number” issues, we discover more. When inside and outside sales share the same data, sales call effectiveness improves. Seemingly small snippets of information create major impact. A question about a previous product presentation or an extra follow-up on a past quotation can accelerate sales growth, yet we hear excuses. Everyone is too busy to find time to capture and record the data.

Progressive companies are upping the ante by evolving away from capturing data to what is being dubbed actionable analytics. Armed with actionable analytics, these distributor managers are capable of tying activity to results. For instance, by measuring new product revenue against the cost of selling activities, the manager can more precisely gauge future launches. And as distributor policies migrate to tiered “pay-for performance” plans, top distributors will employ this information in forging new distributor deals.

So why are salespeople so practiced in avoiding CRM system responsibility? Some are concerned with accountability. The fantasy notion of the Lone Ranger Seller cruising the open spaces of their territory in a late model Ford lives on in legend. Strange as it sounds, these guys envision themselves as rugged individualists setting their own pace and making their own plans.

Romantic notions aside, some salespeople withhold data for other reasons. Assuming positive intent, some salespeople have lulled themselves into believing they are the only person in the company capable of comprehending the customer’s best interest. Their deepest fear centers on someone else making an epic blunder and setting back the selling effort.

Other times, the outlook is sinister. More than a few sellers

believe information equates to job security. Hoarding information immunizes the salesperson against management initiatives. This set believes they hold the final trump card and they can easily take their best customers to a competitor.

In today’s reality, selling has become a team effort. Failure to share information throughout the team hampers process. Inability to follow predetermined plays limits success within the whole team. 

Of course, this isn’t the only excuse you are likely to hear.

I’m Already Working 12 Hours a Day, Do You Want Me Selling or Planning? Planning ProcessMany distributors have discovered that it takes a very long time to establish new customer relationships. Others find that in spite of success with existing products, their organization’s ability to launch related products necessary for long-term business health are hampered.

The simple truth is our industry has slowly adapted a dangerous habit. We practice a reactive sales model. It’s not an immediate threat, but long term, it’s crippling. Here’s how it works. An existing customer calls with a question or support issue on some past purchase. The salesperson reacts to this issue immediately. Along the way, some excellent customer support is provided. The customer compliments the seller and potentially rewards this behavior with another purchase. Everything sound good so far? The unfortunate part of this equation takes a while to manifest itself. Our ability to find new customers or expand the product technologies we sell is compromised.

Planning lies central to this issue. More precisely, the lack of planning is slowly cutting and constricting the life’s blood of future success. During the past decade, in spite of technology tools to expedite its impact, planning has fallen on hard times. This can range from simple things like setting appointments to investing the time matching product introductions to customer need.

While conducting research for our book, The Target Driven Sales Process, we discovered many salespeople still used product-of-the-week selling. With no pre-thought, no metrics, and no analytics, these folks randomly hand out product literature in a time-consuming, scattergun approach.

Planning improves efficiency. Yet to a certain segment of our sales force, this concept seems counter-intuitive. Taking time to reinforce planning is frustrating because most of those in management positions take it for granted. There really is a new reality. It truly is different from back “in our day.” Smartphones, iPads, electronic literature and lots of other gadgets allow a rookie to disguise their planning deficiency to a point. Planning is different from 15 years ago, but the skills are still essential to success.

We believe the first step in planning must involve the process of matching customer needs to our product offerings; most call this targeting. Face-to-face customer time is a precious commodity. Wasting a single second talking about a product for which the customer has no interest is a travesty. Wasting the time of a product specialist or other team member should be a hanging offense.


I Know the Market and This Won’t Work- Pricing Process
During in-depth interviews with dozens of distributors who have instituted successful pricing processes, the story always comes back the same. They experience very little, if any push-back from customers, but they get plenty of push-back from their team.
The excuses are so predicable, I can almost mouth the words. “This pricing stuff works in big cities/small towns/west coast/east coast/ anywhere but here. Our customers will react negatively. They will immediately recognize we are gouging them. And the competition will have a field day.” When all else fails, the sales guy will look their boss in the eye and say, “I’m paid on gross margin, I’m doing everything in my power to maximize that gross margin. Don’t you trust me?”

David Bauders’ team at Strategic Pricing Associates has developed some powerful tools to analyze price data. In an interview with him sometime ago, David produced dozens of analytical graphs showing market price, order size and product discounts. Amazingly, they all looked the same. Customers making very small purchases are getting price levels well below the natural market. Simply stated, distributors are giving away money by the bushel.

David recommends a simple test to determine if a distributor’s team actually understands market pricing. He takes the top 20 SKUs from a company and asks the sales team to provide a best estimate of the market price. Fewer than 25 percent of the sales team gets anywhere near a passing grade. The guys who claim to be maximizing your margin can’t.

There are some root causes to this whole issue with pricing. First, most distributor salespeople really do believe they understand the market. The question becomes, where do they get their information?
Let’s face it, in our world, customers have been trained to mislead us on pricing. When was the last time somebody said, “Wait a minute, Jim, your price is too low?"  Purchasing departments see their role as trimming just a few percentage points off of the buy price. Their goal is the best service at the lowest price. Secondly, most customers really are nice folks. Rather than tell us our service is rotten or we lack the follow through required to earn their business, they let us down gently with a well-placed, “It looks like your price didn’t line up this time.”

What’s a mother to do? We believe that using a scientifically driven analytic tool will begin to give you an idea of your company’s pricing in the market. On top of that, pricing process metrics allow the manager to measure, coach and enforce a process that adds significantly to the overall bottom line.

An excuse for excuses
If you find yourself privy to some of these classic lines, take heed, you’re not the only one. At the same time, you most assuredly feel pretty much alone. There is strength in numbers. As you ponder innovation and process improvement, I urge you to network with others. They’ve heard the same stories; they’ve seen how the results prove them wrong.


Drop us a line with some of your favorite excuses for a genuine Postcard from Iowa!

Dashboard Layout Styling using Layout containers

Explains playing around layout containers of Tableau in order to build beautiful dashboard which fits any size of screen including smartphone and tablets












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Defining Dashboard Properties Template way before

I would recommend us to defining dashboard and views properties way before rather than changing cosmetic changes such as titles, font size, colors etc. after we accomplished a huge number of dashboards which just kills more man hours.

We have to add dashboard or view properties in the requirements stage itself so here I am providing some template, I knew we have tools which help us to do the same but those are commercial.

Dashboard properties




Setting up global rules



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Dashboard Navigation using Tableau layout containers

I would like let you know creating dashboards for any size of the screen is easy in Tableau including Smartphone, Tablets and Large monitors (Screens) using layout containers efficiently.

I have inserted video which makes you understand the exact context of this article. Here you can see few screens which demonstrate the end result in the video.

Besides, it works like your template to put all views together in given template to finish beautiful dash in less time.

Executable Dashboard Navigation Screen






Dashboard1 with smartphone view



Dashboard 2 with default automatic view




Dashboard 3 with Tablet view




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An Exercise in Questioning Your Sales Compensation Plan

Some might call it eavesdropping, but we call it our uniquely unscientific methodology for tracking distributor trends. We listen. Plus, we get phone calls, emails and occasional text messages from distributors. When we hear the same topic mentioned more than a dozen times in the course of a month, we know the topic is coming to the surface.

For some reason, the topic of sales compensation is showing up --- repeatedly.

Here are a few questions I believe are pertinent to any thinking directed to the topic.

Point One: Do you see you sales efforts becoming more team focused?
• Do you see your business employing more or fewer people in the sales function in five years?
(Potential new positions might be Specialists, Project Managers, Customer Crib/VMI maintainers, Tele-sales, Application Engineers and others.)

• Do you believe a well-developed team could sell more than semi-autonomous salespeople?

• Do you believe your current outside sales force will be or should be part of that team or will/should they operate somehow independently from the team?

• If not operating in a semi-autonomous “lone ranger” capacity, how do you see outside salespeople fitting into the organization?

Point Two: Which is more important, Account Maintenance or New Account conversion?
• Have you ever had accounts which maintained their ongoing volume during the interval “between sellers?”

• Do you have an inside sales team, customer service group or specialists who have built followings amongst your customers that matches or eclipses the efforts of the salesperson?

• How much time do your sellers invest in prospecting for new customers or additional contacts within an existing customer?

Point Three: Do you currently employ commissions or base plus commissions in your compensation plan?
• Are good salespeople open to working in a non-commissioned environment?

• Do you rely on commissions to drive quantity or quality of output from salespeople?

• Do you ever offer additional incentives or special performance awards to impact sales?

• Do you rely on commissions to provide variability to your costs (i.e. lower sales compensation during bad years?)

• In his book Drive: The Surprising Truth about What Motivates Us (chapters 1 and 2,) Daniel Pink lays out research indicating creative knowledge-based work is not enhanced by monetary rewards. If you use a commission-based compensation plan, could it not be working as planned?

• Do you believe a greater volume of selling engagements is more effective than increased quality of the engagements? How does commission impact the number of appointments?

Point Three: How autonomous are your sellers?
• If you use a compensation plan which is heavily focused on commissions, how do you keep sellers goals aligned with company goals?
• Is it possible for salespeople to be totally autonomous with responsibilities and compensation tied directly to sales results and at the same time be cheerful about attending sales meetings or spending needed time to update CRM systems (in which they see little value?)

• Does a good salesperson view their account list as “their customers” or “your customers?”

• What happens when each autonomous salesperson insists other team members operate according to their specific rules of engagement with “their” customers?

Point Four: How do you handle small customers?
• Do you see small customers as a source of income or growth?

• How many customers are on each outside salesperson’s account list?

• Do you assign accounts and pay commissions to sellers on accounts which probably do not warrant much of their time, just to be sure there is somebody responsible for the account?

• Is there a lower cost way of handling some of these transactions without a “normal” assigned salesperson?

Point Five: How do your sellers spend their day?
• How do you define a sales activity?

Here are some thoughts in order of perceived importance:
 With customers personal visits?
 On the phone with customers?
 Researching customer needs?
 Tracking opportunities?
 Creating quotations?
 Following up on quotations?
 Entering orders?
 Expediting orders?
 Babysitting orders?
 Administrative work?

• Do your salespeople duplicate work performed by others in the organization?

• Would your sales numbers improve if work were routed to others?

Point Six: Thinking about new territories and newly hired salespeople.
• Do you ever use “guaranteed commission” plans for new hires because the territory currently does not generate enough business to justify the seller’s compensation? How long are the guarantees in place?

• How long does it take for a salesperson to build a new territory from nearly zero to profitable for your company?

• Have you ever had an issue where a new seller’s compensation grew to an acceptable level before the territory became profitable?

• Have you ever hired an experienced seller with the promise of them bringing along established customers? What percentage of the promised business came through?


Point Seven: What else impacts selling strategy? Miscellaneous thoughts…
• Does your sales team struggle to launch new products in a timely manner?

• Most distributors depend on manufacturers for leads but the quality and quantity of leads has dropped off significantly in the internet environment. Where do your salespeople get their leads?

• Are there strategic products that require a great deal of missionary work (during which actual sales commissions are not flowing?)

• At what point might a salesperson run out of bandwidth?

• What have you done to make your “outside sales” process more efficient in the past five years?

• If you are currently using internet-based order entry, how are sales compensation be handled? If not, is tis part of your future plan?

A call for your input…
I would love to hear your thoughts on the whole topic of sales commission. Feel free to send us an email or drop an anonymous comment. Specifically, what other questions are missing from your perspective?

It will be better than this one!

There will be prizes…
Everyone sending us a comment will receive a shiny new postcard from Iowa.

Santa Shares All…. Six Lessons for Distributors

For those of you who don’t know, Santa Claus and I have a special relationship. It began way back when I was still knee high to a short elf. It seems my grandfather, who was a jolly sort of guy himself, was somehow connected with Mr. Claus. Imagine being 3 or 4 years old and learning Grandpa and Santa were buddies. Special feeling? You bet. I knew it was real when Santa greeted my Grandpa with, “Hey Red (my Grandpa’s nickname,) how late did you stay down at the Eagles’ Club last night? If they weren’t pals, how in the world could this jolly red suited man know these details?

Santa knew me by name, too. Really! And since that day back in the early 60s, Old Santa and I have enjoyed a close and special friendship. According to Santa, yours truly has managed to make the “nice” list for 5 of my 62 years, but this story is not about me. It’s about distributors.

During a slow point down at the local mall, I managed to grab a few minutes of the jolly old elf’s time. After our normal greeting and a few “Ho, Ho, Hos, Santa took me aside and asked me to share a few pointers with my distributor friends. It was an “everything important in distribution can be learned from Santa” sort of moment. Rather than blast out with bloviating reindeer breath, let me pass on six of Santa’s lessons.

Lesson 1: Segment your Customers
Santa said he learned this lesson some 500 or so years ago. Once he started segmenting his customers into groups, naughty and nice, business picked up. Today, Santa’s North Pole organization carefully tracks customer behavior and provides services accordingly.


Santa believes distributors must understand customer demographics too. The customers, who value your service, buy in the right quantities, display the right kind of buying behaviors and allow you to make a profit, deserve extra nice treatment. Santa and his team of elves carefully insure the “nice” boys and girls get better treatment than the rest. Simply put, distributors can dive more profitable business if they target the right customers.

Lesson 2: Build your own unique brand
The red suit and eight tiny reindeer shtick is part of the whole North Pole Brand. Flash a picture of a slightly overweight guy dressed in a red suit with white fur trim and kids anywhere immediately recognize the brand.

Even Coca-Cola knocked
on Santa's door

Santa and his team of marketing elves first came up with this whole branding deal back in the 1600s. Since then, dozens of marketing gurus came knocking on the North Pole door; each proposing a different strategy. On a side note, you can only imagine what would have happened if Santa would have taken on that Paisley Nehru Jacket pitched sometime in the 1960s. Thankfully, Mr. Claus avoided the temptation of flipping his branding message.

For distributors, this means understanding what you’re known for in the marketplace and carefully advancing the message. Are you known for having a larger stock of hard to find items than your competitors? Is your team more tuned to technical support? Are you good at solving logistics issues? Is your counter more knowledgeable than those of your competitors? It’s time for distributors to stop relying on their supply partners for branding. In the future, distributors must understand what they’re known for and advance the message. It develops a strong and loyal following who are willing to partner.

Lesson 3: Adapt to changing customer styles
When Santa first started up, things were different. Boys and girls were known to whisper their Christmas wishes up the open chimney hearth. Santa had thousands of elves employed at listening posts. It was mostly tedious and time consuming work. Later, the kids wrote their wish list on a piece of paper and tossed it in to the fire with the hopes that Good Saint Nicholas would somehow read their smoke signals.

For most of us, an annual letter to Santa was something of a

tradition. But today, Santa receives requests via email, instant message, phone calls, and the traditional “snail mail." Along the way, Santa has constantly upgraded the way he monitors and processes these incoming orders. He's had to shell out some big bucks on technology and training.

Today, distributor customers communicate in ways unheard of just a decade ago. Inside sales teams receive faxes, emails, and EDI communications at the speed of light.

Santa, who keeps abreast of the younger generation, believes some distributors have missed out on the trend toward communications via instant messaging. Applications currently exist which allow customer instant messages to appear on the inside sales team’s computer screens. This gives customers a new way to communicate with the team and allows inside salespeople to handle multiple customer requests simultaneously. Further, as customers move toward faster and more sophisticated devices, the jolly old elf believes the trend will grow.

While we’re on the subject of mobile devices, distributors need to evaluate some of the applications designed for speeding up customer selection of products. Santa tells me that he is working on a new “app” for next Christmas.

Lesson 4: Don’t forget your warehouse
It’s no secret that Santa operates from a single central distribution facility located in a remote part of the world. One would expect that this could be a disadvantage to the fat man and his organization. However, over the years, Santa has refined his delivery mechanism in order to meet customer needs. North Pole warehouse is equipped with all the modern material handling and tracking tools. Each year literally millions of Red Rider BB guns, electric trains, Easy Bake Ovens and dolls are delivered accurately and on time.

Santa asks distributors to take time to ask how their warehouse today differs from the warehouses of 1983. Does your system employ barcoding, part location, wave picking, or any of the tools which allow you easier throughput and cheaper warehouse operations?

Lesson 5: Never say no
Santa has developed a customer service plan second to none. He has trained his team of salespeople (dressed in Red down at the mall) to never say no. Instead, they say, “Santa will have to check.” There’s a big difference.

One of Santa’s distributor friends (a guy named Jack) once told me this: “I never say no, I just ask; how much you would be willing to pay to make it happen?” Distributor sales and customer service people need to be trained to offer options when the customer’s original request can’t be met.

For instance, if a customer asks for a part that’s not on your line card, do your customer service reps say “we don’t have it?" Would it be better if they asked if a substitution can be made? While this doesn’t seem like “reindeer science," it does provide your organization with additional sales opportunities.

Further, if the customer would like to have something sold by a competitor, do you have a plan? Some customers want you to take ownership of the issue, regardless of cost. Santa thinks that’s a cool concept.

Lesson 6: Understand the cost of services
Finally, Santa wanted to point out the rising cost of value-add services. For eons he assembled dollhouses, set up elaborate train sets and put together back yard swings. It was pretty cheap to do this back in the 1960s. Even though the elves and reindeer work for carrots and peanuts, he has been more reluctant to put things together in today’s business environment. Health care benefits are spiraling out of control up north too. Instead, Santa pushed the work off to the moms and dads of generally good girls and boys.

He will still set things up for the really, really nice kids; the ones who never (ever) pout or cry. The medium nice kids have to pay for services and I don't mean in cookies.

Santa thinks distributors, now more than ever, need to understand the cost of the value-add stuff they provide. As a matter of fact, Santa took time to make one last point. The great bearded one strongly recommends that distributors everywhere read Frank Hurtte’s The Distributor’s Fee-Based Manifesto. He won’t be placing this book under your tree because he still remembers that incident at the golf outing last summer (Santa really does keep track of these things.) Naughty and nice applies to everyone.

Even the naughtiest distributor can order the book in time for Christmas. It’s on Amazon.

Now a word from Santa’s longtime friend and veteran of five seasons of niceness:
December is a joyous time of year. Whether you celebrate Christmas (I do,) Hanukkah’s Festival of Lights (many of my friends do) or anything else, I hope you are blessed with time for friends, family and fun.

And, my Grandpa and Santa really were close friends.

Frank Hurtte, Founding Partner of River Heights Consulting, speaks, writes and consults on distributor issues. He can be reached at frank@riverheightsconsulting.com.
Santa has him on the “naughty list” again.

Santa on Selling

Santa in 1881 by Thomas Nast

Everyone knows Santa Claus. Red suit, long white beard, familiar laugh and long-time leader of all things North Pole. For some strange reason, most don’t have a clue as to the early days of his career. So let me break it to you, Santa got his start in sales. A long time ago, hundreds of Christmases before occupying the big chair in the corner office up at the North Pole, Santa worked on the selling side of North Pole Distributing.

Like many hardworking sales types with hundreds of years under his belt, Santa leveraged all the lessons learned in his territory to move up in his organization. Playing a front and center role in a global distribution organization with customers around the globe, Mr. Claus puts those lessons to work almost every day.

It’s difficult for a lowly industry consultant to get an audience with big time executives, but last week I leveraged over six

Photo Credit: GM

decades worth of being on the nice list to score a rare opportunity to speak with Santa in his North Pole office. I wanted to impress. So, rather than humdrum questions – the kind most people ask – I set out to do something different. Skipping over the normal topics of reindeer care and feeding, keeping the Elves busy in the workshop and the naughty and nice kids’ lists, I asked Santa about early lessons from way back in time. Those old days when he was a rookie sales guy for The North Pole.

Here are the highlights of our talk. Whenever possible, I am using direct quotes from the Jolly Old Elf himself.

Santa on Targeting:
You know Frank, I share your views on targeting. Years ago, we here at North Pole Distributing decided we couldn’t do everything. You call it targeting, we call it the naughty and nice list. There are just too many kids out there for us to deliver presents to everybody. So, we started what the elves call “the list.” We do our best to take care of the nice boys and girls and let the naughty ones get their presents somewhere else. In the past couple of hundred years, we’ve further refined our customer-base to exclude moms and dads. You may have noticed that sometime back in the 70s we took you off the list because, well, you were just simply getting too old.

For some it doesn’t make sense, but the North Pole Distributing team is devoted to providing the best of service to a targeted group of customers. They love us, we love them and it helps us do a better and more efficient job.

Santa on Customer Service:
The whole North Pole organization thrives on providing the best customer service on the planet. For as long as Ole’ Santa Claus is sitting in this chair, I have stressed the importance of getting the right toys to the right girls and boys on Christmas Eve. It’s our mission, vision and creed all rolled into one. The Elves sometimes get sick of hearing me say it. But every time we break for chocolate and cookies, I feel compelled to bring up customer service as Numero Uno. Every break in a reindeer game, Rudolf and his crew hear me retell the story. On time delivery is only part of customer service. There can be no disappointments.

Santa Says Under Promise and Over Deliver:
Remember the time you asked for an Electric Train way back

when the Kennedy lived in the White House? I can still recall. You and your grandpa dropped by my shop and you looked old Santa in the eye and said, “Santa, I have been good. I brush my teeth, do my homework and I am nice to my little brother. Can I have an electric train?” Remember what Santa said? I told you, we’ll see if the elves can come up with something like that. I learned that approach back when I was a seller. I knew the elves were running behind on train sets and I knew your parents were planning on buying you one for your birthday on January 23rd. Seems like I brought you a really cool sled that year, and since the snows were waist deep to a tall Elf, you had tons of fun. That’s how the North Pole works; under promise, over deliver. Even though you didn’t get that train set, you were all smiles with the sled.

Santa on Tracking Customer Data and CRM Systems:
Up at the North Pole, customer data is king. Or at least right after Santa Claus, it’s king. We’ve been doing the naughty and nice list for eons now. Back when we started the practice, it was all paper. Lots of manual entries, teams of elves checking the lists and then checking them twice. In our business, knowing who’s naughty and who’s nice is pretty darned important.

I started the practice back when I was handling the small Schleswig-Holstein territory in Germany. I was struggling to remember all the kids and their behaviors and Mrs. Claus suggested writing a list. In retrospect, she was questioning my memory way back then; that’s how loving spouses can be. It turned out to be a great idea so I brought the entire

concept to the North Pole. Over the years, we’ve fine-tuned it and a few years ago, one of the elves in our computer department modernized the whole thing. We never miss a naughty or nice and never need to check things twice.

My time was short, Santa and his Elves are pretty darn busy this time of year.
Just like back in the old days, my time with Santa just zipped by. Our scheduled hour seemed like just a couple of minutes. Along the way, he pointed out when I almost slipped onto the naughty list, mostly for fibbing, but somehow I managed to stay in Santa’s good graces through all these years. As the time was ending, I asked Santa if he had any final words for the good girls and boys across distributor-land. Here are the Jolly One’s final words…

Enjoy your Holiday Season…
Make Merry with your Friends

and Family…
Make plans for a Happy 2017…
Ho, Ho, Ho….

Authors note: Santa and I have enjoyed a special relationship through the years. Based on the way they talked about things going on down at the Eagles Club, it seems my Grandpa was a close, personal friend of Santa. My own grandkids have noticed that I know Santa too. Hopefully, you haven’t lost touch.

Fairy Tales for Sales: How to Stay on the Nice List

Introduction and explanation:
A few years ago, a friend (fellow writer) and I were bouncing around ideas for the future. Somehow we got off topic and started talking about the stories shared with our kids back in the day. In a world where none of the kids’ stories actually relate to the life of a distributor salesperson, we wondered what would happen if we created “Fairy Tales for Sales” – stories which carried meaning for the sales professional and the kiddos as well.

This year we are providing a couple of Holiday Stories which fall under these guidelines. Good reading for the kids and a message for the grownups. We hope you enjoy….

Negotiating with Santa

As Frank looks back, he may have been a bit like Billy...

Looking back at the last year, Little Billy wasn’t sure his behavior would put him onto Santa’s nice list.  There had been a few temper tantrums, a little pouting and an issue at school with his teacher.  Just last week, Billy got into some trouble with his perpetually nice baby sister after trimming her dolly’s hair into a mohawk.  Of course, he had his shining moments; he carried out the trash without being asked, he put away his dirty clothes before bed and helped with dishes on Thanksgiving.  Once last summer, he helped a decrepit old distribution consultant across the street.  Still, these were just isolated incidences of niceness. 

Over the weekend, Billy joined his mom on a shopping trip. As they walked in from the car, he could feel the biting chill of winter in the air.  Once in the mall, they walked by the spot reserved for Santa Claus.  In many ways, young Billy was glad they didn’t make their normal stop to greet the Red Suited Elf.  Billy tried to avoid eye contact with Santa sitting on his big red velvet chair, but as they walked by, Billy peeked over his shoulder and noticed Santa not looking like his merry self.  

For the next several days, Billy was good, actually very good, but he was troubled.  What if Santa didn’t accept his newly improved behavior?  What if the North Pole tally still showed him on the naughty list?  How would he respond on Christmas morning when his little sister’s stocking brimmed with  presents and his contained lumps of coal and bundles of switches? 

Billy's thoughts kept him from being his happy self.  He was truly down in the dumps about something.  Late one night, after the kids were fast asleep, mom and dad discussed their concerns about Billy's moping behavior.  They were troubled.  Christmas being a joyful season, this wasn’t right.  His parents decided that dad would drive Billy to school the next day to try to figure out what was wrong.

The next morning, dad and Billy took the long way to school.  After a stop at their favorite Kwik Shop for dad’s morning coffee and a donut for Billy, dad asked Billy a few questions:

Dad:	Billy, is there something bothering you?  Mom and I have noticed you aren’t your normal cheery self?  Are you feeling ok?  Is everything going well at school?  Is that big kid down the street picking on you again?
Billy:	Dad, I am worried!  (With a tear starting to slip down his cheek) I am concerned that Santa has me on the ‘no fly naughty’ list.  I don’t want a bunch of coal lumps and switches for Christmas.  I really want Santa to bring me the Official River Heights Distributor play set this year.
Dad:	Well, son, I think we can figure out a way to get past this.  You just keep being nice and I will think of a way for you to impress Santa.
Billy:	Thanks, Dad, you're the greatest! Who needs Hatchimals when you can have The Distribution Play Set?

Billy hugged his father, hopped out of the car and skipped into school.  Dad was glad to see his improved mood. 

As dad drove off to his first appointment, he pondered his young son’s dilemma.  Billy was much like himself, overall a good kid, but had reasons to be on the naughty list now and then.  There was no time to stress as he needed to mentally prepare for his next sales call with Tom Bylow, Buyer at Discount Construction.

Digressing just a bit, Mr. Bylow is not a nice person.  Without much of a “Ho, Ho, Ho," Santa and his elves have a saying, “Nobody is Naughtier than ‘Terrible Tom’ Bylow.”  As a kid, he received so much coal in his stocking, he considered contacting Peabody Coal.  Known as the biggest bully on the block, he found his natural calling in the purchasing department.  He used every trick in the book to bully hard working salespeople into giving him undeserved discounts and what he liked to call “Bylow breaks”.

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Thankfully, Billy’s dad was prepared.  A year or so ago he had attended a special SPASigma course on negotiation skills and took it seriously.  As a matter of fact, each visit to see “Terrible Tom” called for a quick review of the continuing education which was part of the class.  Always a professional, Billy's dad gracefully deflected each attempt to bully a better price.  A sale was made; negotiations done right.  Discount Construction got a good value and dad’s company made great margins. 

After the call, Billy’s situation danced back into dad’s mind.  Then an answer came ringing like a string of Christmas Bells.  Billy was nothing like Terrible Tom.  Deep down inside he was a good little boy who sometimes misdirected his energy.  Maybe Billy could negotiate with Santa.

After dinner that night, dad asked Billy if he would like to help make popcorn while mom and sister watched their favorite show.  Always anxious to spend special time with dad, Billy Boy jumped at the opportunity.   

As they bustled around gathering ingredients for their snack, dad asked Billy if he was ready for their upcoming mall visit to see Santa.  Billy turned gray and started confessing his many excursions into the naughty realm.  Midway through the third episode of bad behavior, Dad interrupted with, “What about the nice things you’ve done?  I know you have helped mom clean and even assisted your sister with a couple of chores.  Those count.”

With tears forming on his cheek, Little Billy pointed out that in his seven previous visits with Santa, he was always asked the question, “Have you been a good boy?”  This would be no different and he didn't want to lie to a man with magical lie detecting skills.  At this point, Dad asked Billy if he had ever heard the word, "negotiate."  Billy wasn’t sure.

Dad explained, negotiation is a way of communicating that helps people work out better agreements; both sides use this form of communications to get what’s really important to them.  Real negotiators take the time to understand what’s important to the other guy.  While Santa may be magical, he is also reasonable, making him the perfect negotiation partner.  Dad shared a list of things he knew about Santa:

• Santa was already planning to make a stop at Billy’s house to bring presents to little Sis.
• Santa gets jolly when he sees the happy look on little boys’ and girls’ faces.
• Santa really doesn’t like to deliver lumps of coal or bundles of switches.
• Santa often overlooks a few naughty behaviors if the nice behaviors are sincere.

Based on his SPASigma training, dad knew that practicing, or role playing, negotiation strategies gave salespeople an extra advantage.  So he asked Billy to think about what he would say to Santa during his visit at the mall.

The next day on the way to school, Billy practiced his talk with the man in the big suit.  He even asked dad to play the part of Santa:

Dad (as Santa):	Ho, Ho, Ho… Hi Billy, Have you been good this year?
Billy:	Hi Santa, I admit that I have made a couple of naughty mistakes this year, but I have done a lot of nice things too.
Dad (as Santa):	What do you mean Billy?
Billy:	I try to be nice all the time, but some days I make mistakes and feel bad about my actions. Overall, I have had more nice days.
Dad (as Santa):	Well, it’s the thought that counts in the world of naughty and nice.  So, I guess Santa will need to see what he can do!

               

After role playing, dad and Billy both thought the story was good, but Billy needed to continue practicing.  His exchanges in the mirror every day paid off.  Things went wonderfully.  Santa not only agreed that Billy’s behavior was worthy of being on the nice list, but he also gave a big thumbs up to the elves cranking out another of those cool Official River Heights Distribution play sets.

The moral of the story:  Negotiation is good, Tom Bylow is bad and everybody negotiates… including Santa.